1. I now know it's called an "odometer." Whatever.
2. My lisp is wildly prominent in this video.
3. Here is the picture that I had terrible aim showing:
1. My bangs are no longer bangs so this hair style is easiest for me to do right now. Hence the two-days-in-a-row thing. Judge me, dare you.
2. Horrible Christina Aguilera song: "Elastic Love." Awful.
3. Awesome Lady Gagster song: "Show Me Your Teeth." Take a bite of my baaaad girrrrl meat.