Holiday Movie Drinking Game: A Christmas Story

Whoever the genius at TBS was that came up with "24 Hours of A Christmas Story" better get a massive bonus every December. It is one of my favorite Christmas movies, if not one of my top ten movies of all time, and the fact that I can watch Ralphie whale on Scut Farkus as many times as I want is a true Christmas miracle.

If your holiday is anything like mine, the A Christmas Story drinking game will be a life saver, as sometimes you really do need to be wasted for an entire day. For Jesus.

• Ralphie asks for an "official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle" - Drink!
• Someone curses, or yells out jibberish that's meant to be an extreme profanity rant - Drink 2!
• An adult in costume is legitimately frightening - Drink!
• "Bumpuses!" - Drink 2!
• Scut Farkus "haw haw haw!"'s - Drink!

• You think Ralphie's mom might be on a cocktail of painkillers - Drink 3!
• Randy whines and/or cries - Drink!
• Someone's nose bleeds - Drink 2!
• Ralphie has one of his fantasties - Drink!
• Someone says, "You'll shoot your eye out!" - Drink 2!
• The furnace acts up - Drink 2!
• Randy refuses to eat - Drink 2!

• Ralphie breaks his glasses - Drink 2!
• "Hey, that's mine!" - Drink!
• The Old Man makes a thinly-veiled sarcastic comment - Drink!
• "Oh my God I shot my eye out!" - CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!

 

 

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