Samira Wiley - I want that dress in every color and I want to wear it on the subway and to eat at Subway.
Kiernan Shipka - Brock Lesnar wants his WWE Championship Belt back.
Natasha Lyonne - I think that midi dresses make me look short and have fat calves therefore everyone wearing midi dresses looks short and has fat calves.
Hayden Panettiere - You are flawless and I will find the first homeless man on the street to impregnate me to be even closer to the perfection that you personify.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - For I have seen the nipple on your soul. <---Completely irrelevant, but Seinfeld quotes are always appropriate.
Keke Palmer - If there's one surefire way to make yourself known when your career is on the brink of major stardom, it's to show some serious boobage. She gets it.
Giuliana Rancic - Donatella Versace if Donatella Versace was featured on a UNICEF commercial.
Lena Dunham - This is the biggest, pinkest can't that ever can'ted.
Clare Danes - Hopefully didn't squat to pee under any evergreens on the red carpet lest she be confused for a Christmas tree skirt.
Louise Roe - This looks like a tampon on the last day of your period.
Dascha Polanco - The theme song of the night for her boobs and armpits: "Can't Be Tamed" by Miley.
Kristen Wiig - You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!
Sarah Paulson - And from The Green Mile Collection, we can see that John Coffey has once again vomited up the evil spirit in gnat form to create this ensemble.
Lizzy Caplan - You're a regulation hottie.
Kaley Cuoco - This is what you wear on Valentine's Day when you are definitely single and have no plans of rectifying that situation any time soon.
Gwen Stefani - Looks like the girl in O-Town's Liquid Dreams video. They were underrated, so I fully support this look.
Kiernan Shipka - Brock Lesnar wants his WWE Championship Belt back.
Natasha Lyonne - I think that midi dresses make me look short and have fat calves therefore everyone wearing midi dresses looks short and has fat calves.
Hayden Panettiere - You are flawless and I will find the first homeless man on the street to impregnate me to be even closer to the perfection that you personify.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - For I have seen the nipple on your soul. <---Completely irrelevant, but Seinfeld quotes are always appropriate.
Keke Palmer - If there's one surefire way to make yourself known when your career is on the brink of major stardom, it's to show some serious boobage. She gets it.
Giuliana Rancic - Donatella Versace if Donatella Versace was featured on a UNICEF commercial.
Lena Dunham - This is the biggest, pinkest can't that ever can'ted.
Clare Danes - Hopefully didn't squat to pee under any evergreens on the red carpet lest she be confused for a Christmas tree skirt.
Louise Roe - This looks like a tampon on the last day of your period.
Dascha Polanco - The theme song of the night for her boobs and armpits: "Can't Be Tamed" by Miley.
Kristen Wiig - You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!
Sarah Paulson - And from The Green Mile Collection, we can see that John Coffey has once again vomited up the evil spirit in gnat form to create this ensemble.
Lizzy Caplan - You're a regulation hottie.
Kaley Cuoco - This is what you wear on Valentine's Day when you are definitely single and have no plans of rectifying that situation any time soon.
Gwen Stefani - Looks like the girl in O-Town's Liquid Dreams video. They were underrated, so I fully support this look.
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